The Schuh Box: And "The Rest" is History

The Schuh Box: And "The Rest" is History: Wow, has it really been that long since I've posted? I've wanted to write and had moments of inspiration. But the days are long, and the e...

And "The Rest" is History

Wow, has it really been that long since I've posted?  I've wanted to write and had moments of inspiration.  But the days are long, and the evenings short.  And well, I need my rest.

I glance at Hubby in his chair
"Are you still awake over there?"
'Cause I myself have drooping lids,
After spending the day with a room full of kids
I'm yawning, and it's hard to keep
Myself from falling fast asleep
I'd like to watch the 10:00 news
But my internal clock says it's time to snooze
So I fold the afghan and turn out the light
Certain I'll sleep well tonight
I rouse Hubby from his chair
Lock the doors and climb the stairs
Stumbling, yawning all the way
In need of rest after a long hard day
Can't wait to rest my weary head
And lie 'neath cool Egyptian threads
My drooping lids so want to close
Eight hours is healthy, everyone knows
I'm comfy and cuddled in our bed
With dreams just forming in my head
When suddenly, the man I adore
Begins his ever-lovin' snore
A combo of a grunt and puff
It doesn't take long, I've had enough
It seems I'm suddenly wide awake
And, oh, I want to give him a shake,
But I decide that one of us should sleep
And grabbing my pillow, I quietly creep
From our cozy room and into the den
Where I try to fall asleep again
But as I said, I'm wide awake
It's 2:00 A.M., for goodness sake
I really need my beauty sleep
In four short hours my alarm will beep
Good grief, I can hear him clear in here
I hope you're sleeping soundly, Dear,
Did you catch the sarcasm in that last line?
Oh, no! Is that the sun starting to shine?
Dear Lord, I really need some rest
You know my students love to test
My patience on a daily basis
And without sleep, they may see traces
Of the evil one that lurks inside
The one that snips,and snarls, and chides
If not for me, do it for the kids
What's that? A closing of the lids?
At last, I feel that I can sleep,
And . . . I  . . . am . . . B-B-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-P!!!!!!!

Goblins, Ghosts, and Ghouls, Oh My!

     It's that time of year.  I've traded my petunias for pansies, and my geraniums for mums.  There's cider in the fridge and pumpkin bread in the oven.  It's fall, my favorite time of year.  (Until spring.  I like that, too.)  Driving through the neighborhood, I can't help but notice the decorations.  I can remember when a carved pumpkin was enough to say you had the spirit.  A little candy corn in a dish on a side table and you were good.  However, it wasn't long before a door decoration of some kind was required.  Witches are good, so I hung a witch.  There!  I'm good.  But no, the adults next door started dressing up to pass out their candy.  Really?  I have to dress up?  I'm still thinking on that one. 


     Next came the humongous blow-up Halloween figures, like the ones in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.  No, seriously, they're big, tethered to the ground.  I know that was a Costco marketing plan.  I didn't jump on that train.  From hay bales with scarecrows and tombstone covered yards, to ghoulish sound effects blasting from speaker systems, Halloween decorations have become pretty elaborate.  Just sayin'.

       Halloween Night

Dashing down the street
I meet
My best friend
Dressed for Halloween.
He's a dinosaur,
Scaly and green.
I giggle when he roars.
"Let's knock on doors," I say.
Neighbors gasp in horror
As they see our scary faces.
Quickly to the next house,
We have many places still to go.
"Oh, No!" my bag rips,
Green dinosaur trips.
Candy goes rolling . . .
Everywhere.
"Don't you dare
Eat mine!"
What's that?
It's almost nine?
Time to go!
Grab the candy!
Hurry fast!
Home at last.



             Bat Attack

'Twas a warm October evening
And my room was awfully hot.
I had opened up a window
But it didn't help a lot.

As I lay in bed I looked out
At the dark and sultry night
I could see a few stars twinkling
And the moon's round golden light.

Then, a bat flew in my window
And it perched upon my bed
I was paralyzed in terror
And presumed that I'd be dead

In the morning when Mom called me
She'd hear no one answering back
She'd find me dead and bleeding
From a grisly bat attack.

Now my nose had started itching
If I scratched, the bat would see,
Lying there upon the mattress
Was a fat and juicy me.

So I tried to think of something
That would drive away the itch,
But the bat had spied me moving,
And his ears began to twitch

He rose up and stretched his wings out.
I could see his beedy eyes.
Then he flapped his wings and headed . . .
For the dark and sultry skies.

I jumped up and shut the window
Then I crawled back into bed.
I would rather be a little warm
Than risk completely dead.

          Nightly Nightmare

"Goodnight, dearie," my mother said;
"It's time for you to go to bed."

Up the stairs I slowly creep,
Dreading what happens when I sleep.

Squirming snakes appear on the floor,
Eyes peek out of my closet door,

The wind starts blowing, I hear a wolf howl;
After that comes a hideous yowl

I dream of fangs and razor sharp teeth,
And horrible creatures that lie beneath

Beneath my bed I knew there was
Something more than dust and fuzz:

Monsters, spiders, the boogie-man, too,
I can only imagine the things they'll do

I want to scream, I want to shout,
I open my mouth, but nothing comes out

I'm stuck in a nightmare with no place to hide.
I'm trembling, I'm shaking, I'm quaking inside.

They reach out to grab me.  I'm starting to fall,
Then click and the light comes on in the hall.

"Are you alright, dearie?  I heard a cry."
"I'm OK now,"  I say . . . with a sigh.

We Be Bad

It's School Spirit Week at my school.  The kids have dressed in crazy costumes all week; and yes, that can cause some hyperactivity.  But, all in all, it has been a good week and will culminate tomorrow with a teacher talent show.  Yes, a teacher talent show. 

The girls with whom I teach (grammar is important) are a great bunch.  We work well together and laugh a lot.  Tired, stressed, overworked, and weary, we needed one more thing on our plate.  But, almost all teachers, or any worth their salt, have a bit of theatrics in them.  You might even say we like center stage.  So, my poetry writing got the best of me, and with a few suggestions here and there, I wrote We Bad: The 5th Grade Teacher Rap. 

Any minute now the doorbell will ring.  For one night, we will set aside the papers to grade, forego making that Chapter 3 Social Studies Test, and get our silly on.  Tonight, the Schuh household will go "gangsta.". There's the doorbell. Gotta go.  To be continued...

They came. We practiced. We conquered, Dawg.  And today we performed.  The competition was fierce, but we "represented."

              Fifth Grade Rap


All: We bad, we bad

        We 5th grade teachers are bad

        We make kids study

        Read with a buddy

       And then assign you math

       And make you read a graph

       And tell you not to laugh

      ‘Cause we be bad

Teacher #1: I tell you just last week

                   A kid got outta his seat

                   He said he had to go

                   But I said “No!”

                   He cried, “E-mer-gen-cee,”

                  And I said ” Listen to me

                  I’m teachin’ class right now

                  You’ll have to wait.”

All: He had to wait, He had to wait

       ‘Cause she be bad, B-A-D bad

Teacher #2: Some days we all give tests

                    I make mine harder than the rest

                   So kids will learn their stuff

                   Sometimes I’m gruff

                   If they come unprepared

                   They’ll end up really scared

                    Some even scream and yelp

                   And beg for help

                   Because I’m bad, B-A-D bad

All: Oh yeah, they’ll scream and yelp

        And beg their friends for help

       ‘Cause she be bad, B-A-D bad

Teacher #3: A kid forgot his book

                    And when I  gave him “the look”

                   The poor kid shivered and shook

                   And then he cried

                   I said he’d have to stay in

                   He said, “No recess again?”

                   And I said “Yes.”

                   Because I’m bad

All: She’s really bad

       Have you seen her get mad?

Teacher #4: I remember just last week

                   A student wanted to speak

                   He thought he’d raise his hand

                  While the teacher was talkin’

                   I didn’t like it one bit

                  And threw a hissy-fit

                  Next thing he knew

                  That student was walkin’

                  Down to the office

                  The principal’s office

                  Because I’m bad, B-A-D Bad

All: We bad, We bad

       We 5th grade teachers are bad

       We make kids study

       Read with a buddy

       Because we’re bad

Teacher #5: Last week some kid got sick

                    His mucous was yellow and thick

                    Nurse Robyn sent him home

                    And he missed some work

                    Just sayin’ when he came back

                   Make-up work was piled in a stack

                   ‘Bout gave’em a heart attack

                   It was due at noon

All: It was due at noon?

Teacher #5: It was due at noon.

All: Because we’re bad, B-A-D bad

Teacher #6: I remember the other day

                    When my class went out to play

                    Some students had to stay

                    In the homework room

                    They tried to make an excuse

                    And I said, “It’s no use.”

                   ‘Cause homework has to be done

                    Before there’s fun

All: She said no how, no way

       You can’t go out to play

       They’ll be no fun today

       ‘Til your work is done

        Because I'm bad, B-A-D BAD

                We bad, we bad

                We 5th grade teachers are bad

                We make kids study

                Read with a buddy

                And then assign you math

                And make you read a graph

                And tell you not to laugh

                ‘Cause we be bad

                We make kids study

                Read with a buddy

               ‘Cause we be bad

                 B-B-B-B BAD

               ‘Cause we be bad

                 B-B-B-B BAD

                       WORD

Up and Running



Beginning of school hall display.  Student pictures and
 writing project will be added when completed.



Students rotate in groups to complete various assignments.
I used scrapbooking paper to create backdrops for displaying students'
work.  Cups on desks contain pencils, checking pen, highlighter, and
scissors for easy access and an office feel.

Sunflowers provide a cheery theme throughout the room.
A garden bench is a favorite reading nook for students.

Chair covers with pockets add additional storage for students.
A writing journal and library book are always ready.



A rocking chair is an invitation for a good teacher read-aloud.
Teacher work area includes a fridge and microwave for that morning
cup of coffee and left-overs for lunch.



It's not your grandma's classroom.  Technology includes a SmartBoard.
It take some practice, but an it's an amazing teaching tool.

Students work in groups and rotate to different stations throughout
 the reading period.  Whiteboards are changed daily to detail the expectations
 for each station.

If it Ain't Broke

So I had a few minutes on my hands and started messing with the design of my blog.  It wasn't that I was terribly dissatisfied with the way it looked, it was just something to do.  I mean there were lots of different fonts available, and I love a good font.  There were designs I thought would look neat.  And color, I could add some different colors.  That could be good . . . or not.  The truth is, I messed up; and what's worse, I didn't save my original design.  I want it back, but it's gone.  So, I'll be working on my blog from time to time.  I think there will be lots of intermediary changes before I get it right.  Bear with me.  And remember, if it aint't broke . . .

I'm Wired

I've been on vacation for two weeks, our annual pilgrimage to the beach.  This is our time to relax and renew, get away from any stress or pressure.  That's why we brought 2 laptops, 1 iPad, 2 iPhones, a Blackberry and a Netbook, not to mention a router, car chargers and a drawerful of other charging wires.  I can remember when going to bed meant locking the doors and turning off the lights.  Now we spend an additional ten minutes placing phones in docks, and plugging in computers.  Just a year ago, we'd spend the day at the beach, go out for dinner, and return for a rousing game of Chicken Foot or Mexican Train around the table.  We'd laugh and tell stories as we placed dominoes strategically in a game that was more about  being together than competition.  This year we still played games upon returning from dinner, but the games have changed.  We each grabbed our computer of choice and began playing.  I started with Scrabble on Facebook, proceeded to Hanging with Friends followed by a few games of Words with Friends, and ended with games of Spider Solitaire that left my index finger aching from pecking keys.  The sad thing is, I'm not actually complaining.  I enjoyed having the time to play.  It's just that, in my heart of hearts, I think this isn't right. 

I did bring my laptop for another reason that meshes beautifully with hours of idle surf watching.  With my toes in the water, I am exploring the plot of a book I have wanted to try writing for some time. I appreciate those of you who take the time to read my blog, and I thought I would like to try out my first chapter on you.   Let me know if I've piqued your interest.

Where Evil Lies

Only now, looking back, can I contemplate the evil visited upon the idyllic neighborhood of my childhood.  A lifetime of knowledge allows me to see now what I couldn’t see then- rightly shouldn’t have seen, in my time of innocence.  

Mother stood at the kitchen sink peeling potatoes, a nightly ritual, in preparation for a dinner of what I hoped would be country fried steak.  Sure enough, she pulled the meat mallet out of the utensil drawer and began pounding the round steak she had purchased that afternoon at the nearby Key Market.   Sam, the butcher, had tried to talk her into some pork chops that were on special, but my mother wasn’t one to be easily swayed.  So, steak it was.  No point asking if I could help with tenderizing the meat.  Only once had she trusted me with her mallet; and unfortunately, my aim had been off.  My mighty mallet swing missed the meat and landed firmly and squarely on the tiled edge of the kitchen counter.  The pristine row of white tiles, bleached religiously every Saturday, was broken.  The counter was never repaired, and the story of its demise would be lamented forevermore to any guest who found their way into Mother’s kitchen.

            “When will Daddy be home?” I asked.  “I’m hungry.”

            “He hasn’t called yet,” Mother replied with a slight bit of irritation evident in her voice.  She handed me a slice of raw potato meant to tide me over until we all sat down for dinner.   Although Daddy was often late, we rarely started our meal without him. 

            There was a good chance Daddy had tried to call.  We shared a phone line, or party line, with an elderly lady who spent the afternoons gabbing with her sister.  On occasion I would quietly lift the receiver to see if Old Miss So-‘n-So, as we fondly referred to her, was chatting.   Although I never listened long enough to hear a complete conversation, (Well, there was that one time Mother caught me eavesdropping.)   I often managed to catch a word or two as I lowered the receiver to its cradle.  It seemed that Old Miss So-‘n-So suffered from irregularity on a regular basis, and her sister’s rheumatism wasn’t any better. 

            This once I actually hoped she would be on the line.  That would mean, perhaps, that Daddy had tried to call, couldn’t get through, and would arrive home at any moment.  Dinner would be sooner rather than later, and there would still be time left, after dinner and before the streetlights came on, for my friends and me to play a game of Swinging Statues. 

            Cautiously, I lifted the large black receiver just enough to slide my finger onto the disconnect button.  If you lifted the receiver straight up, the person on the line would almost certainly hear, but if you gently released the disconnect button with your finger, the intrusion was almost imperceptible.  Practice makes perfect, and I had mastered the art.  As expected, upon releasing the button I immediately heard the two gabby sisters animated voices.  Miss So-‘n-So’s was a bit screechier than usual.  She uttered something about “urban renewal” and “those people” just as Daddy walked through the front door.  The need for stealth forgotten, I quickly dropped the receiver in its place.

            “Daddy,” I screamed, as I ran and jumped into his open arms.

            “How’s my girl? “he asked, as he gave me a whiskered hug and kiss.  I rested my head on his shoulder as he carried me into the kitchen, placed his large black lunchbox on the counter, and pulled Mother into our embrace.  As I slithered out of Daddy’s hold, he grabbed Mother tighter and dipped her for his “glad to be home” kiss.

            “I’ve been looking forward to that all day,” he said with a smile and a wink my way.  “Have I told you that you have the most beautiful mother in the world?” he asked.

            “Oh, Daddy,” I moaned.  “You say that every night.  What about me?”

            “You?” he quipped, “Why, you’re the most beautiful ten year old daughter a man could have!  Where’s that other daughter of mine?”

            Mother poked a fork into the sizzling meat and turned each piece.  The hot oil popped and sizzled anew as the floured coating turned to a crispy, brown crust.  She wiped her hands on her apron and poured Daddy a glass of freshly brewed iced tea. 

            “Brenda Sue’s over at the Abbot’s house,” Mother reported.  “She and Carol Ann are working on a science project together.  Carol Ann’s mother invited Brenda Sue to stay for dinner, so it’s just the three of us tonight.”

            “I don’t want her walking home by herself in the dark.  Did you tell her to call when she’s ready to come home?  I’ll go get her.”

            “I did, Russell.  Now sit down and relax while I finish making the gravy.  Angie, go get the paper for your Daddy . . . and then wash those hands for supper.”

            Obediently, I dashed into the living room and grabbed the newspaper from the magazine rack next to Daddy’s chair.  Stopping by the bathroom, I passed my fingers under the cold water and splashed a little on the bar of soap so it would look like it had been used.  I arrived in the kitchen as Mother placed a bowl of creamed peas on the table to go with the steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, and Daddy’s favorite, cole slaw.

           I slid into my seat as Mother took her place across from Daddy.  We joined hands and Daddy nodded at me to say grace.

            “God is good.  God is great,” I began.  “Let us thank Him for this food.  By his hands we must be fed.  Give us Lord our daily bread.  Amen.”

            “Amen,” Daddy echoed as he picked up the bowl of potatoes and spooned out a large helping onto his plate and a smaller one onto mine. 

            “What kind of project does Brenda Sue have due this late in the year?” he asked, exchanging the bowl of potatoes for the one filled with peas. 

            “It’s some kind of science fiction project, Russell.  I’m not sure how much they are learning, but they are certainly enjoying themselves.  I had to empty two boxes of cereal into Tupperware containers so they could use the boxes.  They’ve used up all my aluminum foil, too, and that’s not cheap,” Mother complained.

            “It must be science fiction,” said Daddy, “’cause that doesn’t sound like any science I ever heard of.  What are they making?”

            “It’s a robot, Daddy,” I answered, “and its eyes light up.”

            “Well, that sounds pretty impressive.  Sounds like Wally Abbott is lending a hand on that project.  What about you, pumpkin?  Do you have an end of year project?”

             “No. Well, I have to finish reading Hello, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle and make a puppet of the main character,” I answered.  “Do you have a sock I can use, Daddy?”

            “I’ll find you a sock after dinner,” said Mother.  “And why is this the first I’m hearing about a puppet project?  You only have two more days of school.  How long have you known about this?”

            “She only just assigned it yesterday, but she said we could bring our materials to school and work on it in class.  I already know what mine’s going to look like.  I’ll get it done on time,” I assured Mother.

            “Well, eat your peas . . .”

            “But I don’t like peas, and you put too many on my plate, Daddy,” I whined.

            “Eat you peas like your Mother said,” Daddy barked in a pretend mad voice.  “Dorothy, is there any more of your sweet iced tea left?  My glass seems to be empty.”

            “There’s plenty,” replied Mother as she rose and crossed to the refrigerator.

            I knew what was coming next.  Daddy gave my peas a sideways glance, winked at me, and scooped a large portion of them from my plate to his, just as Mother turned to pour his tea. 

            “So, Dorothy,” Daddy asked.  “Didn’t you have a PTA meeting today?”

            “I did,” said Mother.  “Angie, I see your peas are gone.”  She glared knowingly at Daddy.  “Run on to your room and get started on that project.”

            “But, Momma, I need a sock,” I said, hoping she wasn’t in the mood to go find one.  “and we were going to play Swinging Statues in Danny and Becky’s backyard.”

            “Well, I’ll find your sock later.  You go to your room and read for 15 minutes, and then you can go play.”

            As I left the room, Mother’s voice immediately lowered.  Whatever she was saying, she didn’t want me to hear.  It seemed like the most interesting information was always spoken in this particular tone.  I stopped and sat on the bottom step of the stairs that led to the room I shared with Brenda Sue.  I was out of sight, but not out of hearing distance.

            “The PTA Board meeting was fine,” Mother began, “Margaret Miller was sworn in as President for next year, and Francine Hogue will serve as Vice-President.  The two of them should make a great team; however, the conversation I had with Miss Hemphill after the meeting was a bit unsettling.”

            “I always found conversations with the school principal to be unsettling at the very least,” said Daddy.

            “Russell, I’m serious.  Miss Hemphill was quite agitated.  It seems a Negro family has purchased a home on this side of Lincoln Avenue.  Were you aware of that?”

           “I’d heard talk,” answered Daddy.  “It was bound to happen.  They keep tearing down those big old homes in the inner city, with all that ‘urban renewal’.  Those people have to live somewhere.”

            “Well, I’m fine with that, but Miss Hemphill isn’t.  She says our school will be forced to integrate next year.  Miss Hemphill has always seemed like such a caring person, but she said, and I quote, ‘The day a Negro child enters this elementary school is the day I leave.’  Just like that, Russell.  I wish you could have seen the look on her face.  Why, It was a look of hatred if I’ve ever seen one.”  Mother hissed.

            “I’m a bit surprised myself,” replied Daddy.  “Second Street Elementary and East Harding have been integrated since 1956.  The folks in that area seem to have accepted it with no problem. “

            That was the second time today I had heard those words, “urban renewal.” I was dying to ask Daddy to explain it to me, but that would certainly reveal the fact that I had been listening in on their conversation. The sound of Daddy’s chair scraping across the linoleum floor let me know he was headed to his chair in the living room.  I scrambled silently up the stairs to my room.  I found the conversation about Miss Hemphill much more interesting than Miss Piggle-Wiggle, but I didn’t want to begin my summer vacation with a punishment so I began to read.

To be continued . . .